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The Monday following the Friday just before… and the FT Alphaville group is continue to recovering.

But in this article are some snippets from the theatrical journalism knowledge that was Vaudeville (which officially was not filmed even if a couple of sneaky snippets have obtained out).

Our opener: a poignant and haunting rendition of Winner Requires it All from money commentator Frances Coppola, almost certainly the only soprano who can equally sing about monopoly and financially analyse it as properly:

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A classic IBM notebook (a thank you to reader Andrew Underwood for its provision) was personified, as the dulcet tones of Adam Curtis read through out the poem “All viewed more than by equipment of loving grace”:

Simon Denny, the artist, ran through some of his most memorable parts, like his Blythe Masters/Vitalik Buterin/Balaji Srinivasan blockchain certification instalments, a cash-burning crypto ATM and a materialisation of the controversial Amazon employee cage patent.

He also transported in and shown the piece “CryptoKitties Celestial Cyber Dimension Auction Display screen Replica” — a cardboard replicate of the Christies display screen set-up for the auction of “Celestial Cyber Dimension”, which was bought for $140,000 in May perhaps 2018.

Simon Denny’s “CryptoKitties Celestial Cyber Dimension Auction Show Duplicate” on show at Vaudeville.

The piece is manufactured completely out of cardboard:

… and Simon donated the core element to our other specific guest on the evening, Mr. Craig Steven Wright.

But prior to that, bitcoin podcaster Josh Unseth and Frances Coppola executed Scaling Answers as aspect of a pitch for “Blockchain the Musical”:

Then it was time for NChain chief scientist and previous pastor (and Satoshi Nakamoto claimant) Craig Steven Wright to give a sermon on fraud, through which he introduced he would give away his $8bn bitcoin fortune in 2020. At the conclude of the sermon, Simon Denny introduced Craig Wright with a piece from his phony Cryptokitty auction installation (a faux memory card tricky-drive thingy).

Great-toshi or Faketoshi?

There was then a phase about a specified payments company, showcasing a selection of sock puppets and two FT journalists. Identities have been obscured to safeguard the harmless:

Following, it was time for a shock, formerly unannounced phase: an interview with Julian Wheatland, the former CEO of Cambridge Analytica (who characteristics in the new Netflix documentary The Excellent Hack). Wheatland informed Izabella Kaminska that the data wasn’t 50 percent as productive as people today think it was for the reason that the organization had overhyped what it could do for sales and promoting uses (a technique that arrived to chunk them on the proverbial). He did, on the other hand, accept that sure “ethically questionable” procedures had been employed, and that these had been however being deployed by other corporations, while he didn’t broaden a lot on any other forms of soiled methods (i.e. those beyond data).

Last but most definitely not least there was Adam Curtis, who manufactured us all a bit paranoid about triangles prior to arguing there had been no conspiracies really, and that we might have gone much too far down the conspiracy rabbit hole (together with the liberals). On staying joined on stage by Craig Wright for an viewers Q&A, Adam Curtis bemoaned the simple fact that it was often gentlemen at events who arrived up to him to communicate about blockchain certification, anything the self-proclaimed blockchain certification inventor protested at by expressing some thing odd about his wife not acquiring been capable to make it.

Throughout the night time, tunes was provided by the remarkable Wovoka Gentle, which includes a phenomenal rendition of their track 1,000 opera singers operating in a Starbucks:

Our host for the night was the outstanding Josh Weller, comedian and portion-time Amazon influencer.

Thank you all for taking part!

No Cryptokitties were harmed in the earning of this occasion, but one entrapped in a cardboard memory card was still left deserted in the inexperienced place amidst an array of vacant receptacles:


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